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2004-05-24
[转帖]女孩的爱情逻辑！！ - [EVIL的天空]
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[转帖]女孩的爱情逻辑！！ if you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度 if you don’t, you are not a man 可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！ if you praise her, she thinks you are lying 如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她 if you don’t, you are good for nothing 但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！ if you make romance, you are an ’experienced man’ 假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手 if you don’t you are half a man 如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟 if you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻 if you don’t, she accuses you of double crossing 但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺芲她的感情 if you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子 if you don’t, you are a dull boy 穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙 if you are jealous, she says it’s bad 如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的 if you don’t , she thinks you do not love her 可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她 if you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her 你如果试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她 if you don’t, she thinks you do not like her 但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她 if you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait 你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦 if she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way 要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的 if you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠 if you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 如果你吻太多了，她会大叫说你吃她豆腐 if you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她，那你这人缺乏道德 if you do, she thinks it’s just one of the man’s tactics 要是你小心照顾她过马路，她又会说这是男人的花招 if you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情 if she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已 if you talk, she wants you to listen 如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好 if you listen, she wants you to talk 如果你只倾听，她又要你跟她说话
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包子和面条大打出手，但是包子因为太肉脚，
被面条打的落花流水，
于是在离去时，对面条撂下一句:‘好胆别走，我去叫伙伴来教训你’
包子就去约了煎包、馒头、面包等，准备去找面条理论理论，
就在路上遇到了泡面，
包子等人于是围住了泡面